WHAT?
FOR THE DONATION PRICES LISTED BELOW, WE DELIVER (IN SECRECY BEFORE DAWN!) A "FLOCK" OF PLASTIC FLAMINGOS. ALONG WITH THE FLOCK, A "YOU'VE BEEN FLOCKED" SIGN AND SIGN OF THE EVENT, I.E., "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". WE WILL ALSO LEAVE A NOTE ON THE DOOR OF THE FLOCKING WITH YOUR MESSAGE.
DO THE BIRDS LIVE IN MY FRIENDS YARD FOREVER?
NO. JUST AS THEY APPEARED, THEY WILL DISAPPEAR THE NEXT MORNING BEFORE NOON.